pamwtka:

“Life? Don’t talk to me about life!”

“Incredible… it’s even worse than I thought it would be.”

“I’d make a suggestion, but you wouldn’t listen… No one ever does.”

“Freeze? I’m a robot. I’m not a refrigerator.”

- “I’ve been talking to the main computer.”
- “And?”
- “It hates me.”

“Not that anyone cares what I say, but the restaurant is at the *other* end of the Universe.”

- “Marvin… you saved our lives!”
- “I know. Wretched, isn’t it?” 

“I’ve calculated your chance of survival, but I don’t think you’ll like it.”

“I told you this will all end in tears.” 

“Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to take you to the bridge. Call that job satisfaction, ‘cause I don’t.”

“I have a million ideas, but, they all point to certain death.”