Taguchi Junnosuke: 25 reasons why you’re awesome

1. You’re multitalented! You have a million hobbies and you’re good at every single one of them. (And good at doing them simultaneously. Come on, “tappling?!” That’s ridiculous[ly amazing!])
2. “Check it out, yo!”
3. “Iriguchi, Deguchi, Taguchi desu.”
4. BACKFLIPS.
5. You like to experiment with your hair, and it looks great every time. (You’re the only Asian I know who looks THAT good with blond hair.)
6. You’re so tall! (Your legs. Your legs!)
7. You’re ridiculously handsome.
8. You’re such an M.
9. You’re such a child at heart. (Collecting 500 yen coins!)
10. Cold jokes and stupid puns (I don’t know about everyone else, but you make me laugh hysterically every time.)
11. Your winning smile.
12. Your ARMS.
13. When you laugh uproariously.
14. You wear a suit EXTREMELY well. You wear any article of clothing well. You could wear a trash bag and it would look hot. (It helps that you have a GQ body.)
15. You entered Johnny’s on your own volition, and I thank you for that.
16. Somehow you’re narcissistic in a good way. I can’t help but smile when you praise yourself. (“Ore saikou!”)
17. GIRLS. ‘Nuff said.
18. People say that Ueda is the mysterious one in the group, but I think it’s you. No one can ever tell what you’re thinking, and that smiley façade HAS to be hiding a calculating and devious mind.
19. Despite all the claims of you being “KY,” I feel like you might be the cleverest of the bunch. Again, I have the feeling that you’re quite the devious person, and you’re also really impressive when you actually speak seriously.
20. You’re a great dancer. And when you dance, you always have this sexy, determined look on your face. You should dance forever and ever and ever…
21. You have a regal, princely demeanor.
22. You’re probably ambidextrous. I’ve seen you draw with either hand. That’s so cool.
23. You take insults with a smile, and don’t mind being the bullied one in the group.
24. Despite what people say, your musical talents are fantastic, and I think people are just starting to notice it. Your voice is top-notch, and you can rap, and COMPOSE. (Please continue composing!)
25. Simply put, you’re Taguchi Junnosuke. And you’re completely and utterly awesome.